Two hearts, believing in just one mind
The better to eat you with, my girl
♬ Hey little girl, come on and dance with me
You’re about the cutest thing I ever did see ♪
As American as apple pie, as English as tea and crumpets.
Oh no, not my friend Copper. He won’t ever change.
♫ Shake me down to the paradise city! ♪
O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are!
I’ve got two kings. What have you got?
You need to kiss a lot of frogs…
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999
The problem with political jokes is that one gets elected.
I don’t grow on pine trees OR taste like apple. What gives?
You know we’re two hearts believing in just one mind.
My kingdom for a horse!
The empire strikes back!
I ❤ U
What better way to say, “I love you to death!”?
I thought I could love no other… that is until I met your brother.
This is a man’s world. But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.
I am woman!
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re very mice!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
A corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!
Better get an umbrella!
Which came first?
Give-it-away give-it-away give-it-away-now!
Mooooooove over, boring butterdishes!
Wake up and smell the coffee!
Getting breakfast is so easy! Just a few rolls and a turnover.
Roll me up and eat me when I die
The hen was involved, but the pig was committed.
Cock-a-doodle-DO get this oil pourer!
I’m an oil pourer!
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Tea for two?
I’m a little teapot!
Mmmmm… just smell that bacon!
Hickory dickory dock.