I have monkey, I have a pineapple… UNGH! Pineapple-monkey!
You’re foxy, I said sheepishly
Bighorn sheep can stand on mountain ledges that are only 2 inches wide!
Ram, bam, thank you ma’am!
Why? Because it’s there
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
Two hearts, believing in just one mind
Yo ho ho and a shaker of salt!
Ask your mummy if you can buy me!
Happy Hump Day!
Tell King Pharaoh to let my people go!
Two heads are better than one!
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea
The better to eat you with, my girl
♬ Hey little girl, come on and dance with me
You’re about the cutest thing I ever did see ♪
Lions and tigers and… well, just lion and tiger. Oh my.
Go get ’em, tiger!
I ain’t lion… this makes a nice shaker!
It’s always sunny in the Sunshine State. Except for at night.
Howlin’ peyote coyote!
Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. Have brain — Will travel
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
Say YES to adventure!
Improooove your moooood! Cheeseboard comes with knife!
It is the duty of a good shepherd to shear his sheep, not to skin them.
As American as apple pie, as English as tea and crumpets.
Oh no, not my friend Copper. He won’t ever change.
May you touch dragonflies and stars, dance with fairies and talk to the moon.
Baa baa black sheep, have you any pepper?
What do I say?
I’ve seen a horse fly and a house fly, but I’ve never seen a dragonfly.
Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe!
Still life with cutting board. Includes knife!
Get lucky with a set of three charms!
Set of three blooming magnets
♫ Shake me down to the paradise city! ♪
O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are!
I’ve got two kings. What have you got?
He loves me. He loves me not.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
You need to kiss a lot of frogs…
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999
The problem with political jokes is that one gets elected.
I wish I had a million dollars! Hee-haw!
You have wandered into Carmen Miranda’s hat closet.
I don’t grow on pine trees OR taste like apple. What gives?
Do you measure your sugar in teaspoons or feet?
Can you give us directions to the stag party?
Don’t make me go stag! Buy another top!
Only you can prevent forest fires!
Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
♪ Shake yer booty! ♫ Shake yer BOOTY! ♬
You know we’re two hearts believing in just one mind.
If I hear one more “How’s the weather up there?” joke, I’m leaving!
I can’t believe I just spent 20 minutes chatting up a lawn flamingo.
Have you herd the one about the two antelopes?
Give over here and give your bowl some sugar!
A flower spoon that you can use to spoon flour.
A spoon fit for a king! Or a scout.
Two tall and lovely venuses.
I hope a bee comes by soon so we can get it on!
Follow your nose! It always knows!
Slow and steady wins the race.
I have an excellent idea. Let’s change the subject!
Help! I’m being chased by a gang of snails!
Hedgehogs. Why can’t they just share the hedge?
These aren’t toothpicks; they’re TUSKpicks!
Go pick your hee-haw!
You may have overdone it with the bath salts!
Teddy bears are stuffed with love
My kingdom for a horse!
The empire strikes back!
I ❤ U
Slowly we unfurl as lotus flowers
Water surrounds the lotus flower, but does not wet its petals.
What better way to say, “I love you to death!”?
I thought I could love no other… that is until I met your brother.
This is a man’s world. But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.
I am woman!
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re very mice!
Could I interest you in some salt?
Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
Tricksters in a tray!
Tabby, or not tabby? That is the question.
Is it duck season or rabbit season?
Forbidden love in the barnyard!
I’d like to be, under the sea. In an octopus’ garden in the shade.
The whopper that got away!
Oh you kid!
I’m an oil pourer!
All hail King Babar! All hail Queen Celeste!
Shouldn’t I really be called a horseboy?
A horse is a horse, of course of course.
Play Cowboys and Indians every breakfast with this fun set.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
A corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!
Better get an umbrella!
Which came first?
Give-it-away give-it-away give-it-away-now!
Toss a little salt and pepper on your links!
I’ve got a hole in one, so salt can come out!
Hey, good looking! Wanna pollinate?
♪ Old MacDonald had a butterdish, EE-I-EE-I-O ♬
Mooooooove over, boring butterdishes!
Wake up and smell the coffee!
I may not be 14-carat, but I’m 14-carrot!
I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home?
Let’s shoot the bull… WAIT! Let me rephrase that.
Once there were 70 million buffalo on the plains, and 18 million American Indians
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for lousy hunter
Oh, give me a home…
Let this little guy snap your bottle open for you!
A bird in hand is worth two in the nest
God gives all birds their food, but doesn’t throw it in their nest.
They come forth from the darkness, and their sails gleam for a moment only in the blaze.
What better gift than giving someone the bird?
Getting breakfast is so easy! Just a few rolls and a turnover.
Roll me up and eat me when I die
Give a hoot, don’t pollute! Only you can prevent forest fires!
Whoooooo are you? Who who? Who who?
The hen was involved, but the pig was committed.
Just dropped in for a little R&R.
We have clearance, Clarence.
You gotta watch your step when you know the chips are down.
Sometimes you gotta take the bull by the horns!
Ah don’ got nuthin unner mah hat but hair!
Cock-a-doodle-DO get this oil pourer!
I’m an oil pourer!
We’re having eggs now, we never used to, until that rooster came in our yard.
I am the little red rooster, too lazy to crow for day
Rock around the cluck!
Come to the Honeycomb Hideout!
My favorite singer is Sting!
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Tea for two?
I’m a little teapot!
Odette, the Swan Queen, and Odile, her Imposter!
An agave is not a cactus, and a cactus is not an agave, but they look great together in this set!
Be careful where you sit!
♪ Agave Maria ♫
This is my world. You’re just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
You’re nuts if you don’t love this top!
Get a long little doggie.
Relax while you can! That snapper looks big, mean and hungry!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Careful! I’m well-armed!
I be a salty sea dog. Yarrrrrrrr!
Sail to me, sail to me; Let me enfold you.
Hermits have no peer pressure. (Steven Wright)
To the lighthouse!
Come sail away
See you later!
I haven’t got a leg to stand on!
Does this shaker make me look fat?
I am one hip o’potamus!
Don’t take away my credit card!
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
I’m fast food for a lion
I am naturally high!
Am I a lovely swan, or an ugly duck?
Escape from Gilligan’s Island
Toucan play at this game!
Wrench open up a cold one.
Rock your top off!
Leave your bottle topless
I’m your venus ♫
I’m nuts about this top!
These antlers get me great TV reception!
Don’t shoot! I’m made of pewter!
Watch these forest friends forgo their natural instincts and sit peacefully side by side in your cupboard.
Mmmmm… just smell that bacon!
Hickory dickory dock.