O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are!
I’ve got two kings. What have you got?
He loves me. He loves me not.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
You need to kiss a lot of frogs…
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999
The problem with political jokes is that one gets elected.
I wish I had a million dollars! Hee-haw!
You have wandered into Carmen Miranda’s hat closet.
I don’t grow on pine trees OR taste like apple. What gives?
Do you measure your sugar in teaspoons or feet?
Can you give us directions to the stag party?
Don’t make me go stag! Buy another top!
Only you can prevent forest fires!
Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
♪ Shake yer booty! ♫ Shake yer BOOTY! ♬
You know we’re two hearts believing in just one mind.
If I hear one more “How’s the weather up there?” joke, I’m leaving!
I can’t believe I just spent 20 minutes chatting up a lawn flamingo.
Have you herd the one about the two antelopes?
Give over here and give your bowl some sugar!
A flower spoon that you can use to spoon flour.
A spoon fit for a king! Or a scout.
Two tall and lovely venuses.
I hope a bee comes by soon so we can get it on!
Follow your nose! It always knows!
Slow and steady wins the race.
I have an excellent idea. Let’s change the subject!
Help! I’m being chased by a gang of snails!
Hedgehogs. Why can’t they just share the hedge?
These aren’t toothpicks; they’re TUSKpicks!
Go pick your hee-haw!
You may have overdone it with the bath salts!
Teddy bears are stuffed with love