My kingdom for a horse!
The empire strikes back!
I ❤ U
Slowly we unfurl as lotus flowers
Water surrounds the lotus flower, but does not wet its petals.
What better way to say, “I love you to death!”?
I thought I could love no other… that is until I met your brother.
This is a man’s world. But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.
I am woman!
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re very mice!
Could I interest you in some salt?
Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
Tricksters in a tray!
Tabby, or not tabby? That is the question.
Is it duck season or rabbit season?
Forbidden love in the barnyard!
I’d like to be, under the sea. In an octopus’ garden in the shade.
The whopper that got away!
Oh you kid!
I’m an oil pourer!
All hail King Babar! All hail Queen Celeste!
Shouldn’t I really be called a horseboy?
A horse is a horse, of course of course.
Play Cowboys and Indians every breakfast with this fun set.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
A corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!
Better get an umbrella!
Which came first?
Give-it-away give-it-away give-it-away-now!
Toss a little salt and pepper on your links!
I’ve got a hole in one, so salt can come out!
Hey, good looking! Wanna pollinate?
♪ Old MacDonald had a butterdish, EE-I-EE-I-O ♬
Mooooooove over, boring butterdishes!
Wake up and smell the coffee!
I may not be 14-carat, but I’m 14-carrot!
I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home?
Let’s shoot the bull… WAIT! Let me rephrase that.
Once there were 70 million buffalo on the plains, and 18 million American Indians
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for lousy hunter
Oh, give me a home…
Let this little guy snap your bottle open for you!
A bird in hand is worth two in the nest
God gives all birds their food, but doesn’t throw it in their nest.
They come forth from the darkness, and their sails gleam for a moment only in the blaze.
What better gift than giving someone the bird?