My kingdom for a horse!
Monthly Archives: November 2012
Crown: Imperial
The empire strikes back!
Heart
I ❤ U
Lotus Flowers
Slowly we unfurl as lotus flowers
Lotus Flower
Water surrounds the lotus flower, but does not wet its petals.
Love and Death
What better way to say, “I love you to death!”?
Love
I thought I could love no other… that is until I met your brother.
Man and Woman
This is a man’s world. But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.
Woman
I am woman!
Man
Oh, man!
Moose and Squirrel
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Mouse and Cheese
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re very mice!
Salt Cellar: Longhorn
Could I interest you in some salt?
Hippo and Rhino
Overeaters Anonymous
Monkeys
Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
Kokopelli
Tricksters in a tray!
Cutzee: Kitty
Tabby, or not tabby? That is the question.
Jar: Stag
Pour-some-sugar-in-meeeee
Duck Hunting
Is it duck season or rabbit season?
Duck
Duck!!!
Pig and Goat
Forbidden love in the barnyard!
Octopus’ Garden
I’d like to be, under the sea. In an octopus’ garden in the shade.
Fish and Fisherman
The whopper that got away!
Goat
Oh you kid!
Pourer: Exotic
I’m an oil pourer!
King and Queen Elephant
All hail King Babar! All hail Queen Celeste!
Cowboy and Horse
Shouldn’t I really be called a horseboy?
Horse
A horse is a horse, of course of course.
Cowboy and Indian
Play Cowboys and Indians every breakfast with this fun set.
Christmas Set
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Snowman
A corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
Santa
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!
Cat and Dog
Better get an umbrella!
Dog
Woof!
Cat
Meow!
Chicken and Eggs
Which came first?
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Give-it-away give-it-away give-it-away-now!
Chili
Yow! Spicy!
Southwest Golf Open
Toss a little salt and pepper on your links!
Golfer
I’ve got a hole in one, so salt can come out!
Venus and Butterfly
Hey, good looking! Wanna pollinate?
Butterfly
Flutterby
Butterdish: Barnyard
♪ Old MacDonald had a butterdish, EE-I-EE-I-O ♬
Butterdish: Cow
Mooooooove over, boring butterdishes!
Clock Coffee Scoop
Wake up and smell the coffee!
Cutzee: Bunny
I may not be 14-carat, but I’m 14-carrot!
Bear and Bull Market
I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Bull and Cow
Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home?
Bull
Let’s shoot the bull… WAIT! Let me rephrase that.
Indian and Buffalo
Once there were 70 million buffalo on the plains, and 18 million American Indians
Plains Indian
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for lousy hunter
Buffalo
Oh, give me a home…
Opener: Gator
Let this little guy snap your bottle open for you!
Bird and Nest
A bird in hand is worth two in the nest
Nest
God gives all birds their food, but doesn’t throw it in their nest.
Ship and Lighthouse
They come forth from the darkness, and their sails gleam for a moment only in the blaze.
Bird
What better gift than giving someone the bird?