Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Careful! I’m well-armed!
I be a salty sea dog. Yarrrrrrrr!
Sail to me, sail to me; Let me enfold you.
Hermits have no peer pressure. (Steven Wright)
To the lighthouse!
Come sail away
See you later!
I haven’t got a leg to stand on!
Does this shaker make me look fat?
I am one hip o’potamus!
Don’t take away my credit card!
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
I’m fast food for a lion
I am naturally high!
Am I a lovely swan, or an ugly duck?
Escape from Gilligan’s Island
Toucan play at this game!
Wrench open up a cold one.
Rock your top off!
Leave your bottle topless
I’m your venus ♫
I’m nuts about this top!
These antlers get me great TV reception!
Don’t shoot! I’m made of pewter!
Watch these forest friends forgo their natural instincts and sit peacefully side by side in your cupboard.
Mmmmm… just smell that bacon!
Hickory dickory dock.