Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Monthly Archives: September 2012
Fisherman
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Octopus
Careful! I’m well-armed!
Pirate Skull
I be a salty sea dog. Yarrrrrrrr!
Mermaid
Sail to me, sail to me; Let me enfold you.
Hermit Crab
Hermits have no peer pressure. (Steven Wright)
Lighthouse
To the lighthouse!
Boat
Come sail away
Castaway
Wilson!
Alligator
See you later!
Flamingo
I haven’t got a leg to stand on!
Elephant
Does this shaker make me look fat?
Hippo
I am one hip o’potamus!
Rhino
Don’t take away my credit card!
Monkey
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
Antelope
I’m fast food for a lion
Giraffe
I am naturally high!
Swan
Am I a lovely swan, or an ugly duck?
Palmtree & Boat
Escape from Gilligan’s Island
Toucan
Toucan play at this game!
Opener: Wrench
Wrench open up a cold one.
Opener: Guitar
Rock your top off!
Opener: Woman
Leave your bottle topless
Tray
Purchased separately
Tall Stand
Purchased separately
Tree Basket
Purchased separately
Palmtree Basket
Purchased separately
Short Basket
Purchased separately
Venus
I’m your venus ♫
Daisy
Oopsie-daisy!
Squirrel
I’m nuts about this top!
Moose
These antlers get me great TV reception!
Bear
Don’t shoot! I’m made of pewter!
Forest Friends
Watch these forest friends forgo their natural instincts and sit peacefully side by side in your cupboard.
Cow
Got milk?
Pig
Oink oink!
Frying Pan
Mmmmm… just smell that bacon!
Mouse
Hickory dickory dock.
Cheese
Say cheese!